In-house tech teams that fancy themselves creative, like to adopt names from the Lord of the Rings’ or Star Wars’ trilogies, but, ironically, they never pick the most realistic ones like “Project Death Star” or Team “One Ring to Rule Them All”…
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I just read someone online warning men that were saying “bae” for “babe” (probably thinking it was cool) that “bae” in Danish means “poop”. This brought to mind the fact that “Bar La Grassa”, both in Italian and Spanish, means “The Fat Bar”. So be aware that every time you brag about your swanky date night out at Bar La Grassa, to us Mediterraneans you sound like you’ve been guzzling lard by the spoonful. Snobbery is tricky.
(NOTE: don’t EVER wear anything if you don’t know what it means—this phrase may sound grammatically improbable but… thinkabouddit) Here’s a t-shirt I designed that makes a bold statement in Cantonese. You may not want to wear this one out … Continue reading
Before you decide to put me to a test, ask yourself if that action may automatically grant you a negative grade in an evaluation of my own.
Is that a Social Media Evangelist walking next to you or are you just happy to see me?
And while the relationship paparazzi-celebrity is clearly symbiotic, their connection with the general public is parasitic and can only be remedied when the later refuses to engage.