I like plain brats. Don’t need them apple or cheese flavored for the same reasons I don’t want apples or cheese to be pork-flavored.
Bad advice is like comfort food: just because you crave it doesn’t mean it’s good for you.
Every time someone utters out loud the douchebag mantra “keep your friends close and your enemies closer”, the Spanish saying “better alone than in bad company” rings inside my head.
‘ProShark’ Marketing? ‘Spidertrap’ Marketing? What do those names tell you? With names like these is it any wonder that marketing professionals are perceived as douchebags by almost everyone else? Anybody that views the people they owe their living to as “prey” deserves that epithet.
2nd Millennium: “Mod” = “Modern” — 3rd Millennium: “Mod” = “Moderator”
(¿Qué te parece, Venancio?)
I don’t understand this idiotic myth about arguments over text messages being “cowardly”. On the contrary, I find they’re more civilized. You don’t shout or constantly interrupt each other if things get heated and there’s ample opportunity to think over your responses and arguments before hitting send, which gives you a better chance of not saying anything hurtful that you may regret later. But, above all, no-one can play dirty and twist your words because everything is in writing.
Wanna hear something funny? My 5-year anniversary of dropping nicotine came and went and I didn’t even remember. So I guess the fact that I’m no longer counting means that after 27 years of smoking like Karla The Spy, I can finally consider myself a legit non-smoker.
Again, if I can do it so can you. It’s easy. We’ve just conditioned ourselves to think it’s not.
So I have these ice packs in the freezer, right? and I keep them in a place where I once kept some frozen squid, you know, to make fresh calamari and paella and shit like that. Unfortunately the odor never totally dispersed so now, every time my muscles are sore I end up smelling like Spongebob Squarepants.
Here’s one for the MILFs. In Spain we say: “Old Hen Makes Better Broth.”
(and it’s true on both counts)
Facebook and Twitter ARE NOT The Internet. That’s just what the traditional TV parasites would have you believe so that their lives can be simple again.